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one-time-i-dreamt:

unicorns-at-arbys:

theyodelingwalrus:

squandering-flibber:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was on Chopped with a friend and he fucked up so bad that the judges didn’t even eat his food. They just dragged him off stage and beat him with sticks.

I had a dream I was on chopped and I got sneakers in my basket.

Honestly tho getting sneakers seems like something that would actually happen

I had a dream I was on cooks vs cons and the judges were 200% convinced I was a cook, but every time they said it the camera would cut to me doing something stupid like using a colander as a frying pan or trying to cut with the handle of a knife.

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