kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

rrozeselavy:

i never want to hear another thing about “ethnic-sounding names” from white folks when I just today checked a white guy out at the library and his name was literally “pelican”. twenty years ago a white couple popped out a child and decided to name their kid after the patron bird of the vore fetish. fuck you

fuck you for making me read the phrase “the patron bird of the vore fetish”

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