catchday

Full-scale Portal turret

airbenderedacted

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

chocolate-covered-portals

No.

faisdm

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

“HEL-LO”

“Shiiiiiiit!” *leaps back around the corner*

“ARE YOU STILL THERE~?”

*sobbing*

opalmermaid

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

dgtalronin

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

anonymouscomrade

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

davros00

@jencforcarolina

serpentmythos

@nachoatitagain