Dr. Bizarro: riding my horse out in the fields,
Dr. Bizarro: saw a random npc
Dr. Bizarro: talked to her
Dr. Bizarro: and she was a ninja who tried to ambush me
Dr. Bizarro: but it was in the middle of a thunder storm
Dr. Bizarro: so as soon as she got her metal weapon out
Dr. Bizarro: she just got hit by lightning and died
Dr. Bizarro: all i could think of was fuckin
Dr. Bizarro: 'my knife is coated in the deadliest poison... i shouldnt have licked it'
Dr. Bizarro: this is the best game ever made
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