glumshoe

Tumblr has reached critical Mothman saturation. This is how you get cryptid burnout, guys.

glumshoe

you could literally write a post like “my girlfriend Mothman holds my hand in the swamp and gives me moth kisses, which are like butterfly kisses but nocturnal” and it’d get thousands of notes

let’s hear it for the Jersey Devil or Mongolian death worm or something for once

r3ally-bad-url

The mongolian death worm sucked my dick behind an arbys

gansmaltz

i drank 7 mountains dew and astral projected to fight a kraken

transramonaflowers

y’all mind if i

sar-can-the-dragon-man

Nessie is gay and in a long-distance relationship with her nonbinary girlfriend, the Dover Demon

brynndowney