I never give Starbucks my real name. In 30 years, their assassins will be searching for Maurice Willenhall, only to find that he never existed.
well now they won’t since you just gave out which of your aliases is fake
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One time I just told them my name was Harry. The lady looked at me confused and nodded. About 5 minutes later, she comes...
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asklittlepip said: Chef confirmed as Satan. “I have many names.”
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thegoddamnowl said: but isn’t making the statement and the actual whole post giving away the fact that you are hiding so technically you are discovered and by now they should have your traces becuase you openy admited to be those persons?
