ktae:

ragesyndrome:

ragesyndrome:

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

I still believe that he really loves garlic because prof quirrells turban smelled like garlic and he claimed he stuffed garlic in it to keep vampires away so I can 100% believe that the entire time during the events of philosophers stone, voldemort was just munching on garlic inside quirrells turban

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