i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times
I still believe that he really loves garlic because prof quirrells turban smelled like garlic and he claimed he stuffed garlic in it to keep vampires away so I can 100% believe that the entire time during the events of philosophers stone, voldemort was just munching on garlic inside quirrells turban