chefpyro:

theconchnorris:

chefpyro:

tredlocity:

imagine if every religion is confirmed real, and different beliefs are not based on which god is real but rather which god can win in a battle royale.

sermons would be like “our god can breathe fire and has an axe made of lava”

my god has a magic shield that’s impervious to everything

my god has a supermagic sword that breaks all magic shields

but my god has unbeatable reflexes so he always dodges every weapon

my god can turn water into wine, wood into vines and people into dolphins

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    My god gave me a cookie
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