tredlocity

imagine if every religion is confirmed real, and different beliefs are not based on which god is real but rather which god can win in a battle royale.

sermons would be like “our god can breathe fire and has an axe made of lava”

chefpyro

my god has a magic shield that’s impervious to everything

theconchnorris

my god has a supermagic sword that breaks all magic shields

chefpyro

but my god has unbeatable reflexes so he always dodges every weapon

silver-tongues-blog

my god can turn water into wine, wood into vines and people into dolphins