I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.
This showed up on my dash again and I just want to say I’m actually surprised by the number of people who reblog this with “I’d do this except the tax evasion.” And like, kudos to you for taking your civic duty so seriously.