jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)

  • oh no i’m allergic
  • it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me
  • laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing
  • sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt
  • you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don’t even look at me like that they can’t all be winners
  • wouldn’t it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. come on. please

honorable mentions

  • grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying “you dropped this”
  • that’s unfortunate
  • it could be worse
  • this isn’t really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain
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