pretty standard opening, you awaken in a dark room..

Lorian: roll a spot check

DM: you see that the room you are in is a cell

Steve (a mage): also roll a spot check

DM: you see that you are also in a cell

Me, Siv (a lazy mercenary): I roll to go back to sleep

DM: really.?. fine. you go back to sleep

Ian Cognito (a halfling): I pull up my pants *rolls a nat20*

DM: …you pull up your pants so far that they fuse to your body. you’ll never need to pull up your pants again nor will you be able to remove them. your life as a walking talking wedgie begins now