yourplayersaidwhat:

Our tiny half-human half-spider: *talks*
Me (OOC): That’s adorable. I need to punch the wall to feel manly again.
DM: Ok, roll to see if you hit the wall.
*rolls natural 20*
DM: Ok, roll for damage.
Me: Can I use my claws?
DM: Sure?
*rolls 11 damage*
DM: You manage to punch through the wall.
Centaur: Was that really necessary?
Wolf girl (me): I NEEDED TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

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