Is that the fucking 401

That is the fucking 401

Of course it’s the fucking 401

The god damn

motherfucking

401

You got somewhere to be?

Too bad you’re not getting there.

The 401 is where they weed out the weak. You don’t drive on the 401 to get somewhere. You do it for the challenge. You do it to test your abilities like some Uchiha clan shit. Rush hour 401 is the breaking point between heaven and earth. Are you going to descend into a Lovecraftian hell or reach Nirvana? You will double the size of your biceps death-gripping your steering wheel. There is no time for rest or pulling off over into an exit. Bodily functions shut down. Cars on the side of the road and crashes closing lanes are a constant reminder that you are driving the razor’s edge. Death is mere seconds away at any given moment. They’re always doing construction but nothing is ever finished. It’s a constant roadblock for the hell of it. This is the Dark Souls 2 of Canadian driving. git good or get out

And that’s just normal mode. Have fun in the six-month long Ontario winter and enter some top-tier level of highway driving.

EVO2015. EVO2018.

I heard that babies are born on the 401, grow up on the 401, and take over for their parents as driver of the family car on the 401

What the fuck.

This is literally a right of passage as Ontario driver. You don’t truly drive until you can drive on the 401. I’m not even exaggerating.

The fucking 401.
Had to drive on the fucking 401 only 2 days after getting my first car, a week of having my licence. Got boxed in by like six 18-wheelers and nearly caused a 20 car pileup squeezing my way between them just trying to get off at my exit.

What kind of fresh hell is this??

Who designs a road this way? Are you okay Canada?????

We’re not ok. We have learned to welcome death.