yourplayersaidwhat:

Context, our DM is running us through our first dungeon (5e), we’re a four man party, and only two of us are experienced with DnD of any kind. The first part of dungeon was mostly just cannon fodder monsters, so we would learn about the basic combat mechanics, I was playing a rogue, who loved to use a hand crossbow, and we come upon two zombies in a hallway, and quickly killed one.

DM: Alright, there’s only one zombie left what do you do?

Warlock OOC: I’m gonna blast him back with Eldritch blast

*rolls 19*

DM: The zombie is blown backwards, and is now lying down on his back

Rogue: I’m gonna shoot him in his balls

DM: I’m sorry.., what?

Rogue OOC: Yeah, I want the bolt to enter through his crotch, and leave through his head.

DM: Um, okay roll I guess?

Rogue: *nat 20*

DM: The arrow flies through the zombies groin and out his skull, trailing behind it the zombie’s nuts as it thuds into the wall, leaving your trophy to claim!