Context: I’m currently in two campaigns, and in my first campaign the party of five had a series of critical failures and bad luck against a single goblin, and jokingly named him the goblin god Yeemic and are going to start a cult in his name since he almost wiped out our party. I explained this story to my party members in the second campaign. The following later ensued between me, a dragonborn paladin, and my friends
Paladin: By the grace of Bahamut I will do what I can.
Bard: Please, you don’t actually worship Bahamut.
Paladin: Yes I do, I’m a freaking dragon, what else would I worship.
Bard(to the DM): I’d like to roll an insight check.
DM: I’ll allow it.
(Nat 20)
Bard: Bullshit you worship Bahamut!
Paladin: FINE, PRAISE YEEMIC MOTHERFUCKER!
DM: Well, I guess I have to allow that now…
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