The same group that met “Santa”. Once again, Veshrra (our Tabaxi druid) is the focus…

Context: We are once again fighting a vampire. A female this time. Veshrra is currently dying on the floor.

Me: I cast “Spare the Dying” for Veshrra. *Rolls 12*

DM: Veshrra gets back up with 1hp. And it’s Veshrra’s turn.

Veshrra: (joking OOC) Can I roll to play the bagpipes really badly?

DM: Roll.

Veshrra: Wait—

Me: YOU HAVE ONE HIT POINT.

DM: Roll.

*rolls 18*

DM: So, you play quite a nice tune on the bagpipes, actually. Roll an intimidation check.

*rolls 4*

DM: The vampire isn’t impressed, nothing happens. End of your turn.

Me: What are you, a Bard?!