Four players and one NPC child were fighting a few Shadows and the Ranger, Eloh, gets hit to zero exactly. She was, coincidentally, only one who was doing any real damage to the monsters.
Cleric: I’m gonna move to Eloh and use Lay on Hands to heal her.
DM: That’s gonna be an attack of opportunity from those two if you walk over there, my dude.
Cleric: Wait… oh, right.
Ranger: Not if he cartwheels over there!
Table: *laughing*
DM: …You—
Cleric: <i>What????</i>
DM: Wait, you… okay, you know what, fuck it, acrobatics check to cartwheel past this Shadow.
Cleric: *instinctively rolls dice* Wait, wait, are you serious?! *looks over sheet* I… nineteen.
DM: That's—that’s a success.
Table: *laughing harder*
Ranger: OKAY WAIT—
DM: John fuckin—John does a sick cartwheel into the splits, the two Shadows give a polite golf clap and you—you use Lay on Hands. Do the rolls.
Cleric: …What??
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