yourplayersaidwhat:

Four players and one NPC child were fighting a few Shadows and the Ranger, Eloh, gets hit to zero exactly. She was, coincidentally, only one who was doing any real damage to the monsters.

Cleric: I’m gonna move to Eloh and use Lay on Hands to heal her.

DM: That’s gonna be an attack of opportunity from those two if you walk over there, my dude.

Cleric: Wait… oh, right.

Ranger: Not if he cartwheels over there!

Table: *laughing*

DM: …You—

Cleric: <i>What????</i>

DM: Wait, you… okay, you know what, fuck it, acrobatics check to cartwheel past this Shadow.

Cleric: *instinctively rolls dice* Wait, wait, are you serious?! *looks over sheet* I… nineteen.

DM: That's—that’s a success.

Table: *laughing harder*

Ranger: OKAY WAIT—

DM: John fuckin—John does a sick cartwheel into the splits, the two Shadows give a polite golf clap and you—you use Lay on Hands. Do the rolls.

Cleric: …What??