OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

YOU DON’T LOOK STRAIGHT THOUGH?

I’M OKAY WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T HIT ON ME LOL

ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY?

DID YOU HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WERE GAY?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR STRAIGHT IF YOU’VE NEVER TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER

ITS OK THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AROUND CHILDREN

OH MY GOD NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE STRAIGHT, STOP MAKING PEOPLE PANDER TO YOUR AGENDA