pembrokewkorgi:

supergeniusmintflavored:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

olofahere:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

proxima-versailles:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mutantlexi:

heckyesdamianwayne:

geez at least take your cowl off at the dinner table you edge lord. THEY ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE BRUCE
(from Superman #20 by Gleason, Tomasi, Gray, and Kalisz)

I love that Lois is just like “Oh jeez Bruce, take it down a peg”.

“NO PIE ONLY JUSTICE”

“eat the pie ya damn grump ass”

They’re all in costume for dessert….

“We can talk indoors like normal people”

Cut to the entire family having a meal in full costume

While Jon feeds his superpowered dog some pie

I can’t stop laughing at this panel :D

Too edgy to take off his cowl? Okay. Too edgy for pie? That’s fucked up.

HOW CAN YOU HATE PIE, BRUCE

My nee headcanon now is that Bruce has an apple allergy he has never told anyone about, and he’s too polite to bring it up.

I support this head canon.  Not to mention, he can’t let his villains know he has an apple allergy, then The Joker would just start pelting him with apples any chance he got.

I like the theory that robin is right about batman not liking pie and the reason why is that he’s just so fucking tired of it because most pies he has to deal with are acid pies thrown at him by the joker