scoopingroom:

• trent the treant??? the whole scene with trent the treant??? “MY BUTT!! MY BUTT!! I WAS JUST BORN AND YOU GUYS CUT OFF MY BUTT!!” guys i havent seen a single piece of fanart of trent the treant thats my favorite scene in that arc
  
• “your name is… of course… taako. just kidding. thats mine–HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS MY--i cast magic missile”
  
• angus saying “bye i love you” to the tres horny boys through the stone of farspeech
  
• “GOD LIED” 
  
• robot jenkins’s “thats right motherfuckers. i said id smell you later… consider yourselves smelled.” 
  
• magnus literally eating the philosophers stone
  
• when magnus BROKE INTO THE BUREAU OF BALANCE JAIL AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE SO HE COULD TALK TO PRINGLES