transflatwoodsmonster:

tammycat:

strong, shirtless man: *gestures to biceps* check out these swords bro

guy: uhh… don’t you mean guns…?

strong, shirtless man: no *flexes with audible SHIIING noise*

i love that this post feasibly implies that when people flex normally it makes a gunshot sound

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