omegaresnovae:

chefpyro:

onlyjayinpain:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Just showered for half an hour and composed a dozen text posts in my head. Debating which ones to realize.

No.

It’s not like Chef lives in a country with a shortage of water. In fact, I’m pretty sure they spend a lot of money trying to have LESS water.

Dude, you don’t know the half of it. We drained a fucking sea in the middle of our country and made a new province out of it. The wikipedia article on that sea is in past tense now. We did that. Water ain’t got shit on us. Half our culture is based around fighting the fucking forces of nature.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuiderzee

Dutch people: not remotely in the area of fucking around.

Also its a misconception that America has a water shortage. The real situation is that bottle companies are buying local water and causing things like scarcity in LA or poison in flint