Silver Tongue

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sodalovin:

kuvirametalbender:

adaemonie:

kabardina:

leofitzisms:

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

declan’s 8 year old cousin gabriel has come up with a perfect solution! yes, he admits, it’s true that in order for a date to be sufficiently romantic the man has to pay. when asked how best to preserve the romantic mood if two women go on a date, gabe suggests they simply get the attention of the nearest man and request he pay for their dinner. crowd-funded lesbianism, what a beautiful concept

reblogging this again for the crowd-funded lesbianism tbh

what happens when two guys go on a date?

they fight for the right to pay for the meal, and the losing male pays for the nearest lesbian date

AN ELEGANT SOLUTION

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