Silver Tongue

vanishedschism:

strikersindanger:

bohemianrhapsodaisychains:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

You step on the glass now

Marry your husband Shia LaBeouf

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