swaglexander-the-great

#That’s a#That’s a blue ringed octopus#You’re going to die do you realise that#It is literally one of the most deadly animals in the world#Not just in Australia or just in the ocean in THE WORLD#Put it DOWN#And go to a hospital jfc via platonic-rabbit 

blacksirencry

me tryna find out if this fool died

myca-ruba

The venom kills in minutes and there is no antivenom and the bites are painless so there’s a solid chance they died

queenieeegoldstein

He’s actually still alive and has an instagram called william_exotique. The octopus appears to be his pet and he posts videos and pictures of him holding it and touching it a lot so I have no fucking clue what’s going on there

in-love-with-my-bed

animatedwhovian

Love conquers all apparently

silver-tongues-blog

clearly he’s one of the goldcliff battle wagon racers