Just showered for half an hour and composed a dozen text posts in my head. Debating which ones to realize.
No.
It’s not like Chef lives in a country with a shortage of water. In fact, I’m pretty sure they spend a lot of money trying to have LESS water.
Dude, you don’t know the half of it. We drained a fucking sea in the middle of our country and made a new province out of it. The wikipedia article on that sea is in past tense now. We did that. Water ain’t got shit on us. Half our culture is based around fighting the fucking forces of nature.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuiderzee
Dutch people: not remotely in the area of fucking around.
I mean, there is a reason for the saying “God created the world; the Dutch created the Netherlands”. That reason is that we created basically a third of the land we now occupy.
God has nothing on the dutch