My favorite part of Homestuck is how ridiculous everything sounds out of context.
EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car. i found it in my dad’s wallet.
EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.
TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks
An old man has much to do before he returns to Earth, dies, gets stuffed
by his adopted-yet-biological daughter-slash-grand-daughter, and stuck
in front of a fireplace.
Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.