Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos »

lalna:

shewillpunchyouintheface:

fluffmugger:

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base


Win. Win. Win. Win.

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

Reblogged 3 years ago from officialkeikoandgilly (Originally from fluffmugger)
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