homestuckhomo:

silver-tongues-blog:

softdirks:

villains of homestuck

• sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
• alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
• omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
• big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
• alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
• a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
• guy fieri 
• some juggalos specifically the icp
• an alien capricorn clown who can never die

It should be noted that the 13 year old green skeleton 4chan user who hates women isn’t an alternate version of the big buff green skeleton time traveling demon with a peg leg, it’s just him when he was younger. he grows up to be the big buff green skeleton time traveling alien demon with a peg leg

this is so funny because it says “guy fieri” but that’s not a joke he’s actually a villain

he’s a supreme court justice who gets his eyes gouged out with magic knitting needles