Silver Tongue

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guys lets brainstorm a post

setting: 1950s london

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

hi it’s me, Ringo Star, the time-traveling song wizard. i’m going to write a song about your predicament now

to be fair this is the best case scenario because i know that it wont end up on an album and ringo starr gets to be known as “the beatle who wrote songs about dudes balls getting caught in a trolley”

Reblogged 6 years ago from dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328 (Originally from slimetony)
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