(we’re exploring a ruin; we just entered a dark corridor and there’s a skeleton coming at us)
me: oh, it’s alive?
DM: yeah, you can talk to it and all
me: can i seduce it?
DM: you can try?
me: cool, i roll to seduce the skeleton. (gets a nat20)
DM: shit. okay. what do you say?
me: uh. wait. “looks like the skeleton is out of the closet”
DM: (laughing) right. okay. it’s immediatelly attracted to you.
me: nice.
DM: (skeleton voice) “lets bone, baby”
me: i regret this.
(skeleton died a turn later after i sent it to scout out a dangerous room, my character was sad but also very relieved)
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