Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother
This is some Shakespeare level shade
tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his father
Tell him you’re excited to have his last name then marry his sister who has been dressing and acting like a man for years because of some scam
its not a scam its land ownership!
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