cattgirl:

d&d is great
I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor
I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits
As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt
My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

one time I jumped over a table in a small room and put a zombie in a choke hold. I popped it’s clean right off and added it to my inventory. it’s still unalive technically.

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