WANTED: EAGLE MAN JONES

• Climbing into private property to reach destinations instead of using dirt road (several accounts)
• Won’t fix that squeaky spur, making several townsfolk uncomfortable. Some of which included little’uns
• Did NOT bring a rose for Emily when she was ill
  
• Associates with Indians (what in tarnation?)
• Didn’t laugh at SEVERAL of the jokes from the comedy club in the saloon
• Orders milk instead of sarsaparilla
  
• Is a dunderhead and just all around not good country people