alterria

“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???

numba1fanatic

the story of noah is literally god going “fuck this i’m starting over”

suzuyahtml

“Um this place is being to toxic uwuwu im remaking”

silver-tongues-blog

don’t forget that adams first wife left him and god was like “shit, that wasn’t supposed to happen. adam, give me your rib, i’ll make another”