If u fetishize same gender relationships and call them your sinful gay babies you’re not funny and relatable you’re just gross
if u approach real life couples and SQUEE XD OTP I SHIP IT !!!! I LOVE GAYS YOURE SO CUTE ill have u kno i dream of eviscerating u
If you call any gay ship “yaoi” regardless of whether or not it is explicitly yaoi, then I’m gonna throw you into the sun.