Silver Tongue
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I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

Everyone is happy except for that one character that everyone fell in love with in five minutes worth of screen time.

You punch the shit out of your dad, who is the Villain, and then a castle rises in the distance when you win

HE WAS THEIR DAD THE WHOLE TIME

She’s back, but a giant robot now.

the guy you thought was the main villain explodes, and the actual main villain possesses your girlfriend.

turns out the robot you killed in the first one is actually your mom and the guy you thought was your friend is actually a tumor

god lied and you die anyway, but u still saved the world so i guess its kinda ok?

soulless ginger 9 year old fights brother with a light saber

Evil robot is actually ladyfriend of a guy who will destroy your house with lemons

The villain in the game is just a really sad kid who evolves twice and tries to kill you and everyone you love because they’re sad about their past-

It was all a dream and you failed your exams

It was only just a DREEEEAAAAAMM

The pizza was aggressive

The mysterious mask man disappeared as our young hero continued his journey to save the world 

you defeat the man who possesses your friend and close a door but can’t go back to see your girlfriend

He was left on the mountain, living with a curse he can’t fight

You’re a college dropout who finds and murders an underground cult with your friends

You stopped a dinosaur from crashing into the planet.

It’s either save every one you know, or save the love of your life. There is no inbetween.

you become a bard who killed a dragon and kill the armour of the dragon, also you get your horse back

Reblogged 6 years ago from mint-and-love (Originally from samusisnotasextoy)
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    Good news! Your horse is ok. Bad news? You’re dead and your girlfriend’s stuck in some old ruins. Oh well, at least she...
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    You stopped the world from ending by ruining another plane of existence and killing the dark lord, yourself
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    giant bear in space
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    (why not even talk about the spin-off)You beat the shit out of the final boss offsprings(?) For only them later escaping...
  19. samohxt2-0 said: (why not even talk about the spin-off) You beat the shit out of the final boss offsprings(?) For only them later escaping and reuniting all into the final boss, you them beat the shit out of him, only for him later escaping and reuniting with other parts of himself and becoming a giagant , you then beat the shit out of him on a tower with the help of a old blaster team, at the end he blast to the moon. (This boss was reaaaaaly weird)
  20. samohxt2-0 said: (what’s two without three lmao) So you travel for 12 floors of this skyscraper and at the last floor you beat the shit out of the minion of the final boss, then you beat the shit out of the final boss, but then you are abducted by an UFO, you then battle again the final boss but he changed into an abomination thanks to a UFO stone, after you beat him the UFO goes nuts and almost crashes on the city but a superhero team saved everyone. (Lmao best game of the 3 for me)
  21. samohxt2-0 said: (That was only the first game, i put both since i can’t decide which ending i prefer) You tru to beat the shit out of the final boss, but sge heals, you then switch character and beat the shit out of the minions that were healing her ( with a teammate almost dieing), you then beat the shit out of the final boss ( 1 of the hardest battle in the game) but she teleport outside for then absorbing negative energy out of a cloud (lmao), she transform into an abomination but
  22. samohxt2-0 said: You still beat the shit out of her anyways. You then go back to the future. (Lmao yes it was happening all in the past)
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