I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

Everyone is happy except for that one character that everyone fell in love with in five minutes worth of screen time.

You punch the shit out of your dad, who is the Villain, and then a castle rises in the distance when you win

HE WAS THEIR DAD THE WHOLE TIME

She’s back, but a giant robot now.

the guy you thought was the main villain explodes, and the actual main villain possesses your girlfriend.

turns out the robot you killed in the first one is actually your mom and the guy you thought was your friend is actually a tumor

god lied and you die anyway, but u still saved the world so i guess its kinda ok?

soulless ginger 9 year old fights brother with a light saber

Evil robot is actually ladyfriend of a guy who will destroy your house with lemons

The villain in the game is just a really sad kid who evolves twice and tries to kill you and everyone you love because they’re sad about their past-

It was all a dream and you failed your exams

It was only just a DREEEEAAAAAMM

The pizza was aggressive

The mysterious mask man disappeared as our young hero continued his journey to save the world 

you defeat the man who possesses your friend and close a door but can’t go back to see your girlfriend

He was left on the mountain, living with a curse he can’t fight

You’re a college dropout who finds and murders an underground cult with your friends

You stopped a dinosaur from crashing into the planet.

It’s either save every one you know, or save the love of your life. There is no inbetween.