I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
how about a series where vampires have taken over the world and there are only two places where human resistance remains strong and that’s italy and texas?
tittyblade liked this
lunadove reblogged this from dammitcameron
ginger-swag-rapunzel reblogged this from ginger-swag-rapunzel
whatthewyatt liked this
user1004175 liked this
tiowarhoweb liked this lucky-konna liked this
xmasuchii reblogged this from philalethistry
cityboys-modelgirls reblogged this from ner0w0w0
loneliestmuffin liked this
formorethananame liked this clearmirrorpeerer liked this
clearcatastrophe liked this
notfrsale reblogged this from cinnamon-byuns
notfrsale liked this
kirahvikoira reblogged this from doggytail-duck
valentinsylve liked this mim8icri reblogged this from cattuladaily
orionpolanosnox reblogged this from zigster-ao3 mashedpotatosinacup liked this
the-half-blood-douchebag reblogged this from herbalist-witch
myfunstuffz reblogged this from fvriva
dreamycastaway reblogged this from silvershadowpoet
prettylittlealiengirl liked this
flawed-queue reblogged this from karolincki
ultralazytalebouquet liked this
modgod200 liked this
iwillhaveamoonbase liked this cassieflyhigh reblogged this from maswartz
the-firebreathing-bitchqueen reblogged this from anon-platypus
iamluzgar reblogged this from akirakan drizzeltheraincat liked this
ey-demins reblogged this from sam9th
ey-demins liked this
heloflor liked this
fuckrealityihaveablog posted this
- Show more notes