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This happened about a week ago and a few other times since.

At the lunch period at my school (which allows us to go off campus) I usually go to a nearby gas station with a few friends to get food. Usually I get a simple burger and a soda for the afternoon. Now at this place, I am pretty well known to the employees, and am a good friend with a few of them. I saw that they had a new hire and decided to take my stuff to his isle. After a few minutes of waiting, he was being trained by the manager. I had finally made it to the register. Now on this day I decided I felt like having a cookie with my lunch. ‘No problem’ I thought ‘I’ve got some extra money’. So I put it down and this little a**hole thought that it was a good idea to scoff and make a comment. I can’t remember exactly what he had said, but it was along the lines of “Do you really think you need that?” And tried to put it away. Now I’m not fat, but I am overweight, but I decided that I had a little shot to fire back.

The manager working with him, let’s call him Jay, had heard what he said and was staring daggers already into the back of his head. So I simply looked up to him and said: “Hey Jay, how’s the wife?” I saw this kids eyes shoot open like dinner plates as he puts it back on the counter. “ Her backs’ still hurting.” I walked out of there knowing that that little sucker was doomed. He’s now tried it while working with 2 others, as I stated I know everyone there, and I’ve gotten him in trouble both times.

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