if you’re not using one of these languages you’re a fraud and a hack

• z80 assembly
  
• dozens of arduinos hooked up to eachother, each one functioning as a single logic gate
  
• warioware diy
  
• snakes trained to use a mouse and keyboard
  
• arbitrary code execution in gen 2 pokemon
  
• scratch 
  
• dungeons and dragons 3.5
• arbitrary code execution in gen 1 pokemon
  
• sbahjsic