i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.
“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”
“SHROKKA’S TEETH PALE IN COMPARISON TO GORLATH’S TUSKS. GORLATH’S TUSKS SHINE LIKE POLISHED SKULL OF FALLEN ENEMY AND SHE HAS SEVERED WARRIOR SPINES WITH HER HANDS ALONE.”
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