I am amazed Hal lived as long as he did.

He is literally Newspaper Comic Strip Spiderman O.O

Superman: You don’t even have an apartment.

Me: Get your shit together, Hal!

The only part of the Green Lantern movie that was even a little accurate to the comics was when Hal shows up at the home of Carol Ferris, his on again/off again girlfriend who has known him for literally YEARS and sees him up close every single day and thinks that covering his eyes and ONLY his eyes with a glow-y green mask will mean she can’t tell who he is

This is why John replaced you in the DCAU, Hal.

(oh my god, someone actually did the wide-bars bit accurately, and it’s because HAL JORDAN IS A DUMBASS.)

Kyle Rayner was so much better as a GL