yourplayersaidwhat:

One of our players had to leave the game permanently, so our GM tried to decide the fate of their character.

GM: So Priscilla has fallen in love with one of the prostitutes in town and has elected to stay behind.

Player 1: Is it a guy or a girl?

GM: *rolls die* Guy.

Player 2: Aw man, how boring!

Entire table: *grumbles about heteronormativity*

GM: Okay you know what? Fine! *pulls out several dice*

GM: Priscilla is now dating *rolls die* 3 people. They are *rolls more dice* a cis guy, a trans guy, and a nonbinary person. *rolls more dice* Two of them are prostitutes. *rolls more dice* It’s the cis guy and the trans guy. Are you all happy now?

Entire table: Yeah that works for us. 

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