it’s been illegal to cook our bread here in the ‘states ever since the Big Toast Ban of 1994

i mean american bread is hella sweet and british bread has almost no flavour and the flavours of the butter is a lot different soo,,

That’s literally not true we have all kinds of bread in America and butter is butter dude.

I can taste like 500 different variables within a droplet of butter, the combinations of which multiply exponentially depending on at the very least brand, moisture in the air, temperature, my mood, the butter’s mood, the tide, and current international affairs

don’t you fucking come at me with that buttersbutterdude nonsense