thursdayplaid:
“ amolecularmachine:
“ spobforpresident:
“ amolecularmachine:
“ spobforpresident:
“ amolecularmachine:
“ spobforpresident:
“ fatgirlopinions:
“ tumblhurgoyf:
“ thetasteoffire:
“i am at my fucking capacity
”
Food $200
Data $150
Rent...

thursdayplaid:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

fatgirlopinions:

tumblhurgoyf:

thetasteoffire:

i am at my fucking capacity

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Avocado Toast $3600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

I’m dead 😑

Tim Gurner needs to go back to the drawing board

I see your ridiculously rich guy telling people to stop eating fruit and raise you a ridiculously rich guy who made it his life mission to get people to eat more fruit

If you’re talking about Magnus Scheving he doesn’t count since it’s still up for debate if he’s even human

1.) of course I am who else would I be talking about

2.) hey. all I said was “ridiculously rich guy”. didn’t say “ridiculously rich human guy”. 

1.) I don’t know your life

2.) Nonhuman creatures are automatically disqualified since they don’t often adhere to the human gender binary

whoops, sorry, you’re right. I should have said “ridiculously rich person”. 

The spobforpresident and amolecularmachine lazytown conversations are why I live.

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