scarf-boy

Everyone keeps describing John in TAZ as a skeevy bussiness man but honestly from the description we were given of his past he sounds more like he used to be like a TED talks speaker who had a lovecraftian mind shattering epiphany and honestly thats way more interesting.

breastforce

L̂͆͋̉̊̏̉̏͂͢҉̮̲̳̣̰̘̜̼̀͘͢A̸̠͕͎̩͇̤̣͍̣͖̮͍̜͉̳̺̿ͪ͊̅̉ͯ̎͂̾̋͆̿ͨ̈́̔̏́͞ͅM̧̢̡̘͓͉̳̥̝̞̠͇̩̪ͮ̃͗͆͐̈́̇̂͛̎̑̃̎ͬͮ̓́͜ͅB̨̛̤̤̪͔̟̦͗̿ͤ̈́ͥ̾ͥ̿͊̔̔́̈Ǫ̯̦̳̦̮̳͓͍̭̪̼̜̂̔ͧͮ̆͒̍̍͞͠R̴̙̰̭̘̠͕͍̭̼̖͑ͩ͒̀͆̅͛ͫ̀̇̿͠G̛̟̖̞̜̻̯͙̉̂̉ͬ͊ͪ͋͐́͛͋̆̀ͭ͑́́̚̚̚͠͞H̴̖̱̟͉̮̜̲̣̯͊̊̏̈́͟I̢̛͇̝̲̣̣͉̠̼̻̟̬̒̓̉ͨ͋̈́ͨ͂ͬͅN̴̢͎̟͍̤̭͖̻̝̫͓̙͕͔͈̜ͩ̏͑́ͯ͂ͨ̋̄̏̉̍̏̀̕Ǐ̸͕̞͔̝̬͕͕̘̙̬͈ͭ̊ͮ̅̈́́͢