Silver Tongue
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melanosuchus niger, the only extant melanosuchus species, does not live in florida
This show is set in Florida. How can you be a...

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melanosuchus niger, the only extant melanosuchus species, does not live in florida

This show is set in Florida. How can you be a herpetologist in Florida and NOT know an alligator tooth on sight? Answer: you can’t and this is the worst herpetologist in Florida.

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what the shit dude, the last word out of your mouth was a genus

and if you can’t get the phylum from a tooth, we are going to have a problem. (hint fucking hint: only one phylum has teeth)

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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T EVEN IDENTIFY THE PHYLUM IT’S FROM

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THAT’S NOT HOW BLOOD WORKS

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GET THAT INFORMATION FROM BLOOD

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neither alligators nor caimans have color-based sexual dimorphism 

also the caiman thing turned out to be a plot point, sort of- and then this happened

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if that animal is a caiman, it’s an invasive species and if you were half the biologist this show pretends you are, you’d know that.

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