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somebody save me from bad TV biology

melanosuchus niger, the only extant melanosuchus species, does not live in florida

This show is set in Florida. How can you be a herpetologist in Florida and NOT know an alligator tooth on sight? Answer: you can’t and this is the worst herpetologist in Florida.

what the shit dude, the last word out of your mouth was a genus

and if you can’t get the phylum from a tooth, we are going to have a problem. (hint fucking hint: only one phylum has teeth)

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T EVEN IDENTIFY THE PHYLUM IT’S FROM

THAT’S NOT HOW BLOOD WORKS

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GET THAT INFORMATION FROM BLOOD

neither alligators nor caimans have color-based sexual dimorphism 

also the caiman thing turned out to be a plot point, sort of- and then this happened

if that animal is a caiman, it’s an invasive species and if you were half the biologist this show pretends you are, you’d know that.